On the Bright Side...

PIZZA MAN!

  • Me: Uh-Oh.
  • Nahal: What?
  • Me: He gave us a half Pepperoni, half sausage pizza.
  • Nahal: Crap.
  • Me: *Closes the box quickly, grabs it and runs towards the door* PIZZA MAN!
  • Nahal: *follows laughing*
  • Me: PIZZA MAN, WAIT! *struggles to open door* IT WON'T OPEN. PIZZA MAN!
  • Nahal: *opens door* Go!
  • Me: *runs towards the pizza man* PIZZA MAN, WAIT! PIZZA MAN!
  • Pizza Man: Yes?
  • Me: Pizza man, this is not our order.